Score: 7

"All too true"

submission: Popups Suck!

date: July 6, 2003

I know exactly how that stick feels. I just downloaded a popup killer 4 days ago and it's already killed 5467 adds. 5467 ADDS IN 4 DAYS!!! Fecking adds...

Score: 7

"I love Samurai Jack"

submission: Samurai Jack

date: June 20, 2003

So an entire movie like this would kick some ass. If you do, be sure to optimize your Flash. This was a bit big for a 10 second movie.

Score: 9

"I liked it"

submission: 99K

date: June 16, 2003

That would've been cool even if it wasn't such a small file. That only added to its spiffyness.

Score: 6

"Not only are ghosts still real...."

submission: Ghosts Are Real: 2

date: June 15, 2003

they're also still retarded.

Seriously man, I'm not trying to be a jerk. It's just that there's not really any Flash involved with this besides words and some audio. Plus the big file size wreaks havoc on my crappy 56k connection and there's not that much to it once it finally does load. I'll be nicer than I was last time and give you a 6. Don't take it personal just because I didn't like it.

BTW I've had Flash for close to a year now, but I haven't submitted anything yet. I'm working on something that's turning out really good. Expect it in a couple weeks. So don't go bringing up that "you don't have anything submitted so shut up" stuff. Feel free to review it however you want.

Score: 5

"It looked good and everything"

submission: Neo in training (preview)

date: June 15, 2003

but I really don't like previews. Still, if the animation looks as good as it did in this come August, I can't wait to see the finished product.

Score: 9

"I've seen that commercial"

submission: Pepsi's Gun 4 Preview

date: June 15, 2003

so I know how dumb it really is. Great spoof.

Score: 5

"Not bad"

submission: A Typical Day At The Bar

date: June 15, 2003

Because none of their mouths moved, it was hard for me to tell who was talking in some parts. It needs a preloader too.

Score: 3

"Maybe he should've done something"

submission: All hail DAG!

date: June 15, 2003

besides standing there holding guns.

Score: 5

"I don't get it"

submission: A double Tribute.

date: June 15, 2003

But StrawberryClock IS king of the portal. Needs sound though.

Score: 6

"My 56k connection loves you"

submission: Brodeo Skate WIP Update 2

date: June 15, 2003

Small file = quick load. Unfortunately that also means not too much stuff. I know this is a work in progress, but a few more tricks and a little more room to skate wouldn've been nice.