Score: 10

"damn drugs...."

submission: -LSD-DMT-

date: October 23, 2006

All I can say is thank god I've never had a trip go like that. I've had plenty of times on other things where I thought I was dead/in Hell/in Purgatory though. NOT FUN. Interesting, but definitely not fun.

Anyways, I think you captured the mindstate of a bad acid trip very well. I loved how it started out reasonable, then took a horrible turn for the insane. Unfortunately I think a lot of this will go off as anti-drug. But eh. Very nice work regardless. I'm looking forward to future projects like this.

Score: 7

"Burbly"

submission: Project Lumière

date: September 30, 2006

There was a date-rape and something about heroin. And an old fashion damsel rescue too. idk I was/am drunk. haHAAAAAaaa. But besides that the classic movie style was interesting and worked well for the mood you were going for. I'm usually not a fan of live action footage submitted onto the portal, but this works well enough. Maybe. Actually I forget. I'm going to sleep.....

Score: 7

"Nice effort, but has some problems"

submission: Super Smash Flash

date: August 22, 2006

When I saw the score and the menus I thought this was going to be totally kickass. However, the bugs during the actual fighting detracted from what could have been amazing.

Pros
-Nice menus
-Sooo much content
-Interesting character choices
-SUPER SMASH BROS!

Cons
-Wonky controls
-Damage doesn't always work right (racks up too fast, too easily killed sometimes, etc.)
-Hit test seems to be off
-Camera/running can be a little weird (feels like you're moving on ice)

If all the bugs were ironed out you'd have something here. Right now it still feels like it could use some work.

Score: 8

"Nice to see your still making Flash!"

submission: Sonic and Blaze

date: August 1, 2006

Your artwork has always been so very well done, and this is no exception. The style and quality of your graphics are amazing. Your tween work is absolutely beautiful. It's tweening done right lol

May I ask how you made this? I can't tell if you drew the different pieces by hand and then inked on the computer or if they're rendered in some other program that I WANT NOW DAMNIT!!! >:O

Regardless, I'll be looking forward to your game when it comes out. Keep me posted! :D

Score: 8

"Nice concept"

submission: Marvin Spectrum

date: October 10, 2005

I enjoyed the twist on the old reaction game idea. Adding the colors was a decent way to make things more challenging. The style used to make it appear to be in constant motion was really cool. And the music didn't get annoying after 3 rounds of playing through (still, an added option to choose different music tracks might be nice).

Two complaints I have about this though. First there's not much to it. Sure you can unlock all the hats and play through high score mode (only got to 32), but maybe if you added some other features it would give this more shelf life. This is more of a personal thing though. Second when I hit a barrier, it was coming up as I missed 3. I'm not sure if this is intentional or if this is a bug, but what I think is happening is it's saying you missed every barrier on the screen instead of just the one you hit.

Score: 1

"o my Gawd ur so rite"

submission: Foamy: Hurricane Special

date: August 30, 2005

You know what.... I'm at a loss for words.
I used to get all pissed about these foamy cartoons and write big reviews about how pointless they were, but then I figured it wasn't worth the aggravation. If people like this stuff, then that's fine, they like it. I wasn't going to lose any sleep over it. To each his own, right?

But this... this is an insult to Flash animators everywhere. The people who spend fucking months working on something, who get honest fucking scores instead of using their name to pass off shit. Honestly I don't give a shit anymore if this gets marked as abusive, because no matter what I say the same assholes who gave you 5s and 10s will just mark it as such anyways. FUCK YOU!!! FOR ALL THE PEOPLE WHO SPEND HOURS MAKING QUALITY FLASH, FUCK YOU ILLWILL!!!!

Score: 9

"..."

submission: Auf Achse

date: October 25, 2004

I haven't logged into my account for a long while, but I wanted to just to review this movie.

It speaks to me on a deep level. I'm in a similar situation right now (without all the security guard beatings of course) and I know I'd do the same thing if it meant being with the person I care about. The music was great. I've listened to Ferdinand before, but I've never heard that particular song. It fits things so perfectly (for the movie and for real life). Beautiful movie with a beautiful message. I'm glad I had the pleasure of viewing it. *sigh*

Score: 4

"Addictive"

submission: Bouncy Ball

date: June 22, 2004

There wasn't much to it, but I kept playing trying to top my high score. So far my highest is 1455. Beat that, bitches :P (there's a trick)

Score: 1

"For all those who can't understand them..."

submission: Foamy Card Cult Meeting

date: March 25, 2004

...I'll attempt to write a transcript.

Foamy: ehehehehm, attention all! Thank you for coming to the first meeting of the Foamy Card Cult. Our first order of business is to discuss the success of the Foamy Card Cult.A corn up on the issues of the mate pee. A semi people SO IF YOU GOT ANY PROBLEMS, telleeow.

Squirrel1: OMG, everything's going on the cards until I gots a paper cut show show lots I had to go to the hospital and had tonsils removed before appendix exploded and splattered my inner face all over the wall like a dead satan's baby credit.

Foamy: Yeah, yeah, uh-hum, that's great, yeah. Play with your baby credit thing satan satan. But it seems there's a lack of international correspondance. Why is that Blayblay? Blayblay!

Squirrel2: Right uhm, it seems them pips overseas don't have the proper stamps to do the whole self addressed stamp envelope thingy. In frankly they don't want to running around for blinging ant stamps when they have frank nudity in its sewer kinesis.

Foamy: Damn this human body and it's destructive qualities!

Squirrel1: OMG, I sligin durn hateness with the fatness lady with the fancy suckings in the flack loffers inducted dock cookie cutter smiling and the flat kids lapp don't say they don't cookie cutter bag side effects. Side effects of the medication. Hatcha itititititit.

Foamy: We should ban all pill poppers from this cult.

Squirrel2: But aren't all those people on drugs these days? For no reason whatsoever.

Foamy: ahh this is true. Well no whatever it's our lack of outgoing mail. It seems requests for our cult cards are coming in faster than we can send them out. Let's check on the mail room shall we?

Germaine: Lick your own damn stamps you psycho.

Foamy: You are the weakest link!
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And then my head exploded.

Score: 2

"Quoting Foamy..."

submission: Foamy's Rant

date: August 9, 2003

"Nobody wants to hear this bullshit anymore." Well, at least I don't.

It was a background with that damn Foamy squirrel cat Alvin the chipmunk thing tweening in and out while he complained about people not worth complaining about. It isn't front page material, it isn't entertaining, hell it's barely a movie. But all the mindless NY fans'll go OMFG TEH FOAMY SQUIRL IS TEH GOD!!1! U R TEH GREATNESS ILLWILLPRESS!!1

I'll try to make this a constructive review. The animation was poor, consisting of a few tweens of the same character over and over and over and over again. The sound was annoying. Between Foamy's voice and that background "music" my ears began to bleed and my dog's head exploded. The humor wasn't humorous at all. There's only so many times you can tell a person to go kill himself before it gets old. The art WAS nice though. Too bad it was only one stationary background and the same picture of Foamy. Extra points for flipping him around some of the time :). Overall it's the worst movie in a downhill series. Take my advice and use your talent for something fresh instead of these beat movies.